what the fuck internet?! Stop LAGGING!!!!

i’m a degenerate gutter child

stop being a little bitch and just let me see you naked already.

my mom makes better pot brownies than your mom

Nothing ruins breakup sex like getting your period

cowabunga.

you’re an idiot and you don’t know what you’re talking about. So please, continue to make yourself look dumber.

I want a pet rat, like right now

Now…

I won’t ever be able to look at a butterfly without getting teary-eyed

i’m all sad n stuff